The Woman's Code
The Woman's Code- Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive.
- Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job.
- When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out.
- The negative effects of cheese puffs and chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream are offset by the positive effects of diet soda.
- Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale.
- You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.)
- The Patricia Principle: The more you've been trying to attract the attention of a particular man, the more likely it is that you'll run into him when you're sweaty, short of sleep, without makeup, wearing house-painting clothes, with your hair in a bandana.
- The best response to a married man who's hitting on you is, "Say, don't I know your wife?"
- Learn how to say "Back off" very loudly and look fierce while you say it.
- Let every new man in your life know that you've got a black belt in karate.
And more...............
posted by Tharusu @ 3:12 PM
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